The Rooster - A (somewhat dirty) joke
There was once a rooster who lived in a barnyard.
Now, this was not your typical rooster. This rooster was a real ladies’ man.
Not only did he make it with the hens, he made it with the ducks and the swans and the geese and the turkeys, basically anything with wings.
The farmer noticed these goings-on and just shook his head.
One day, the rooster was sitting with his back against a wall, his legs crossed, smoking a cigarette.
The farmer said. “Some day, you’re going to screw yourself to death.”
“Don’t worry about me.” The rooster said. He exhaled some smoke. “I know how to have a good time.”
Sure enough, a few weeks later, the rooster was laying in the middle of the barnyard with his eyes closed, his legs sticking out and vultures circling overhead.
“See.” The farmer said. “I told you, you’d screw yourself to death.”
The rooster opened one eye and said, “Shhh. I think they’re coming down.”
What did you think of my Joke?
That’s my kind of joke!
I cackled