ASAP

This is a short email chain I observed at a company where I consulted.

Subject: Need this ASAP.
From: Important Boss Guy
To: Fred Lackey

Fred,
The TPS report is taking much longer than I expected.
Please complete this report and send it to me ASAP, if not sooner.

Thanks
Important

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Subject: Re: Need this ASAP.
From: Fred Lackey
To: Important Boss Guy

Important,
Enclosed is the TPS you requested sooner than possible.

Thanks
Fred

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This actually did happen, hope if made you laugh. Let me know what you think.